Blarg!

Holy Gibbly Gibblets! The new season of Red vs. Blue is out and the episode is up to 66! This season seems to be the funniest so far, incorporating the available Covenant Elite multiplayer skin into the machinima show as an alien that only says "Blarg" or "Honk honk". there have already been many funny quotes in this fast paced and action packed season, including one of the best opening lines ever to grace a season of any show I've yet to lay eyes upon. The orange soldier, Grif, is standing on a pathway in the original map, Blood Gulch, screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The red sergeant tells the maroon soldier, Simmons, to shut Grif up and Simmons screams "Hey Grif, shut the f*** up!" When I heard this, I cracked up for about 5 minutes. Well this season rocks so far and I am looking forward to more side splitting moments!

The Bridge of Death

STOP! Whoever approaches the Blog of Eternal Peril must answer me these questions three, and be able to post will he:
1] What is your name (or convenient email address)?
2] What is your quest (or business on this blog)?
3] What is the capital of Iseria?